creepy_monkey's fanbase continues to grow.  Most of them aren't even people I know.  I can only assume other people are as easily assumed as me.

Now I'm pretty much all packed for Maelstrom. 
We went to Tesco to pick up some groceries, and maybe I'm sleep deprived or ate too much sugar or something, but it seemed incredibly amusing. 
Fortunately I took my camera ( Read more... )

Spent the weekend playing Call of Cthulhu with Griff, Matt, Ceri, Adrian and Rich.

About 10 minutes after creating the character, I realised he'd be a sanity-loss magnet, as he had a working knowledge of three old languages - Latin, old Hebrew and Aramaic.  Oops.  But he is a biblical scholar, so it can't be helped.  The party had an eventful time ( Read more... )

"I'm not worrying about the difficulty of closing the gate.  I'm more worried about getting my arse bitten off by a fucking sabre-toothed Womble or something."

"I'm not sacrificing my ally to the Great Ritual.  It's a cat with a moustache.  I can't sacrifice a cat with a moustache."

"Unless you sacrifice your cat with a moustache, we'll all have ( Read more... )

hammerhydra :  I think this is a bad omen, but the priest just shot the dryad and ate her cake...

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Yes, he got me Scribblenauts for Christmas.

No, I haven't actually played it constructively, just spend ages seeing what's in the dictionary. 
Any game which accepts 'Cthulhu' and 'shoggoth' brings a warm glow to my heart. 
Hydra ( Read more... )

fatkraken just had the best idea:

H P Lovehearts:


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Had the best dream ev-ar:

We were on an boat which with a hold full of heavy machinery which was in a huge storm.  Because of this, or possibly because of all the shoggoths* on deck, the boat was out of control and getting swamped by huge waves.  Oh, and for some reason Hugh Grant was there.** Only I could rescue the situation and was just  ( Read more... )

Someone at work has one of those annoying musical Christmas trees which breaks into tinny renditions of 'Santa Claus is coming to town' at the drop of a hat.
I am having great difficulty not joining in, but I suspect must people wouldn't get it.http://www.

Today I found someone a job in a refinery.

The contact's surname was Marsh.

Have I just condemned some hapless jobseeker to Cthulhu-cult sacrifice by the deep ones?*

*This probably looks quite good on the government figures as it's one less unemployed person...